What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

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Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice